разговор с братом подруги, который приехал ее забрать с общаги.
- I never liked Jerry. I loved Tom and always felt sorry for him.
- You're wrong, you know that. Jerry is an asshole but he's much more interesting. By the way who's that fool on Dalie's profile photo on facebook?
- I dunno. Some guy. Some horny guy apparently.
- What's wrong with you ladies?! One doesn't like Jerry and another has some random Asian guys all around her.
- Some random horny Asian guys if to be precise...
- Daaaaaalie!!!!!!!!!!!!

ых как хорошо, что мой единственный старший брат в России, да и наплевать ему кто меня обнимает..